《燃情克利夫兰》是在 Hot in Cleveland is recorded
摄影棚观众前现场录制 in front of a live studio audience.
你俩在这偷偷摸摸的 You two are suspiciously quiet.
有什么企图 What are you up to?
我们在想笑话 We're thinking of jokes.
老年中心的克雷格·奥尔森快100岁了 Craig Olson at the senior center is turning 100.
爱尔卡和我打算拿他开开涮 Elka and I are doing a roast.
拿他开涮 A roast?
roast也有烧烤的意思
都那把年纪了 这是要火葬的节奏吗 At that age, are you sure it isn't a cremation?
你们现在想到什么了 So what do you have so far?
我可没说克雷格前列腺肿大 "I'm not saying Craig has an enlarged prostate,
但如果他在上面戴个帽子 but if he put a hat on it,
他就能在共乘车道开车了 he could drive in the carpool lane."
要求车内有两人以上才能使用的车道
给力 Boom.
轮到我了 My turn.
我可没说克雷格喜欢到处游览 "I'm not saying Craig loves going on cruises,
但上个月他跑到巴哈马去了 but last month he went to the Bahamas."
瞧 笑点在于这事是真的 See, it's funny because it's true.
梅米 当你要拿别人开涮的时候 Mamie, in a roast you're supposed to take
你就要选取那个人的某项特质 an element of the person you're roasting
然后将其夸张以达到喜剧效果 and exaggerate it for comic effect.
没错 比如如果我要拿爱尔卡开涮的话 Yeah, for instance, if I was going to roast Elka,
我可能就说 "我可没说爱尔卡很老 I might say, "I'm not saying Elka's old,
但当初耶稣就是她带大的" but she babysat Jesus."
我可没说乔伊平胸 I'm not saying Joy's flat-chested.
但我在牛奶纸袋上看到了她胸部的照片 But I saw a picture of her breasts on a milk carton.
牛奶纸袋外面经常用来刊登寻人启事
好搞笑 Very funny.
-因为它们实在是找不到 -懂了 - Because they're missing. - Got it.
乔伊 又是你妈妈打来的吗 Joy, is that from your mother again?
-或许你应该接一下 -不 - Maybe you should take it. - No.
我敢肯定她要说她的新任男友 I mean, I'm sure it's just about her latest boyfriend.
如果我想听一个老女人抱怨男人的话 If I wanted to hear an old woman bitch about men...
你只要待在家里 自言自语就行 You'd just stay home and listen to yourself?
好了 我们还是走吧 Okay, we better get going
如果我还想在看电影前跟哈利分手的话 if I'm gonna break up with Harry before we go to the movies.
谁是哈利 Who's Harry?
就是一个我这几星期以来 Oh, he's just this guy I've been trying to break up with
一直试图跟他分手的家伙 for the last few weeks.
他怎么了 So what's wrong with him?
他很好 Oh, he's nice.
就是 太爱我了点 He's just, you know, way too into me.
还时不时冒出几句西班牙语 And he over-pronounces Spanish words.
昨晚他给我做了"炸玉米饼" Last night, he made me tah-cos.
而且他还话唠 巴拉巴拉讲个不停 And he talks too much. He just goes on and on and on.
跟他聊天 我总忍不住开小差 I have never gotten through a conversation without zoning out.
而且我也不想显得太肤浅 And I don't mean to sound superficial,
但他真是毛太多了 but he's really hairy.
他名字就叫哈利[发音一致] 真是没救了 And his name is Harry, so there's no getting around it.
哈利在吗 Harry?
哈利 门没关 Harry, the door was open.
哈利 别害怕 是我 Harry, don't be scared. It's just me.
哈利 Harry.
老天啊 Oh, my God!
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天呐 天呐 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
你百分百确定他死了吗 Are you absolutely sure he's dead?
他躺在床上 全身冰凉 He's lying in bed ice cold.
我丈夫也那样躺了好多年 他也没死啊 My husband did that for years, and he wasn't dead.
你有没有在他耳边小声倾诉 Did you whisper in his ear
-你有多想跟他滚床单 -当然没有 - how much you want to have sex? - Of course not.
有时 那是获知真相的唯一方法 Sometimes it's the only way you can know for sure.
哈利有没有提过他生病了 Did Harry ever mention being ill?
我好像记得 I do kind of remember
他有一次发表长篇大论时 during one of his long, rambling speeches
说他心脏有个洞 he said something about a hole in his heart.
我还以为他是说他很孤单 I thought he just meant he was lonely.
我现在只求他表妹能快点过来 Ugh, I just wish his cousin would get here soon.
我可没说梅兰妮总令人伤心 I'm not saying Melanie's a heart-breaker,
但那里头有个死人 but there's a dead guy in there.
现在说这个太早了 Too soon?
这是什么 Hey, what's this?
"致我亲爱的梅兰妮 "To my darling Melanie.
爱你的 哈利 Love, Harry."
是个戒指 It's a ring.
我就说他动作太迅速了吧 Oh, I told you he was moving too fast.
他现在动作没法迅速了吧 Well, he's not moving too fast anymore.
我说这有3克拉 I'd say 3 karats.
-把它放回去 -你该打开看看 - Oh, just put that back. - You should open it.
我不能打开死人的礼物啊 I can't open a gift from a dead man.
这很可能这是他生前买的 He probably bought it when he was still alive.
不行 我会觉得自己很无良 No. I would feel like a bad person.
我可不会 Not me.
天哪 晶莹剔透 刀工精细 Oh! Oh, clear, square-cut,
铂金镶嵌 我梦寐以求的戒指啊 platinum setting. That's my dream ring.
戴上试试 Try it on.
不行 丧尽天良啊 No. Again. Bad person.
就算有个奢华的戒指在你手上 How else will you know for the future
对你的未来也不会有什么影响啊 if it's a flattering style for your finger?
好吧 那我试试 Okay, I'll try it on,
不过顺便说下 我感觉糟透了 but just for the record, I do not feel good about this.
-真漂亮 -好闪啊 - Oh, it's so pretty. - It is stunning.
他表妹来了 Oh, that's his cousin.
大家快摆出一副哭丧脸 Okay, everybody, look sad.
玛格利特 节哀顺变 Oh, Margaret, I'm so sorry.
梅兰妮 小可怜 Oh, Melanie, you poor thing.
尽管我们都知道哈利的心脏不好 Even though we all knew with Harry's heart condition
他随时可能离开我们 你一定悲痛欲绝吧 he could go at any time, you must be devastated.
天哪 Oh, my God.
奶奶的戒指 Grandma's ring.
哈利求婚 你接受了 Harry proposed and you accepted?
亲爱的 欢迎成为家庭的一员 Darling, welcome to the family.
妈妈 我不想要 Mom, I don't want it,
我也不想再提到他了 and I don't want to talk about him anymore.
不 我还没跟朋友们说这事儿 No, I haven't told my friends about it.
梅兰妮进来了 我挂了 Melanie just walked in. Got to go.
猜猜谁来主持为哈利守夜 Guess who's hosting Harry's wake.
什么 What?
我跟他家人去买 I was out casket shopping
骨灰盒了 天哪 with his family... Oh, my God,
他们都是话痨啊 they're all long talkers.
我走神了 以为有人在问我 I zoned out, and I thought someone asked me
是不是醒着 if I was awake.
结果是他们问我能不能主持守夜 Turns out they asked me if I would host the wake.
你周二晚上有事吗 What are you doing Tuesday night?
-忙死了 -太好了 - Ooh, busy. - Yeah, good,
因为守夜是周三 'cause it's Wednesday.
我有件重大事情要宣布 I have a major announcement to make.
这个盒子是小泽工业兄弟寄来的 This box is from the Ozawa Industrial Brothers.
就那个生产女式长裤的公司吗 The ladypants people?
你又要穿尿布了吗 You're gonna wear diapers again?
那不是尿布 They weren't diapers.
是超强吸收女式长裤为内急女性 They were absorbent pants for women on the go
解决问题 能为他们代言我很自豪 who need to go, and I was proud to endorse them.
千万别是尿布 Please don't be diapers.
-千万别是尿布 -一定是尿布 - Please don't be diapers. - Please be diapers.
-一定是尿布 -千万别是尿... - Please be diapers. - Please don't be diap...
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
是塑身腰带 It's an exercise belt.
往里面撒尿吗 That you pee in?
上帝啊 希望不是 Oh, God, I hope not.
"亲爱的蔡斯·维多利亚 "Dear Chase Victoria,
尿失禁的国际形象代言人 international face of incontinence...
最新的小泽工业兄弟产品 Let us safely and effortlessly
能够轻松安全的为您的腹部 electrocute your abdomen into shape
电击塑形 with newest Ozawa Brothers product,
这就是女汉子腹肌 Mrs. Lady Abs.
附上你的薪酬 Also enclosed is your check money."
天哪 瞧这些零 Oh, my God. Look at all those zeroes.
我兴奋得都快尿失禁了 Oh, I could really use those ladypants right now.
喂 Hello.
斯克罗格女士 你好吗 Oh, hi, Ms. Scroggs, how are you?
-我不在 -不 - I'm not here. - Oh... no.
瑞乔依娜不在 她在马戏团 Rejoyla's not here. She's... at the circus.
因为她和空中飞女是朋友 Because she's friends with the trapeze lady.
我会告诉她你来过电话了 I'll just tell her you called.
今晚我可怎么过 How am I gonna get through this evening?
我最不会撒谎了 I am a terrible liar.
把周三说成周二那事你倒是很熟练啊 You did okay with that Tuesday-Wednesday thing.
猜猜是谁穿了大家都 Guess who's wearing something wonderful
看不到的好东西 that no one can see?
那叫胸罩好不 It's called a bra.
别纠结了 Get over it.
我说的是我的女士健腹腰带 I was referring to my Mrs. Lady Abs toning belt,
它能不断发射数万股微电子脉冲 which is sending thousands of tiny electrical pulses,
收紧我的小腹 tightening my abs as we speak.
而且这腰带做工平滑 And the belt is so smooth
没...没...没人知道你戴着它 that n... n... n... nobody knows you're wearing it.
维多利亚 你开到第几档 Victoria, what number did you set that thing on?
我昨晚几乎感觉不到脉冲 Well, last night I could hardly feel it,
就开到了最高档 so I turned it up to the highest setting,
超级无敌腹肌速成模式 "Super max-fry muscle scramble,"
可能一直卡在最高档...档...档了 and I guess it got stuck on the n... n... n... number.
准备了 梅米·苏 Come on, Mamie Ssue,
我们要去拿人开涮了 we've got a roast to go to.
是的 喝杯酒壮壮胆 Right. Here's your drink.
极品 Perfect.
你喝的是纯伏特加吗 Was that straight vodka?
我整人之前先要放松放松 I like to be loose before I do a set.
那是在哈利七岁生日上 So that was Harry's seventh birthday.
我还忘了和你说生日蛋糕了 Oh, I didn't tell you about the cake.
是巧克力做的 It was chocolate.
不 表面是用巧克力糖霜涂成白色的 No, it was white with chocolate frosting.
晕 你看我这记性 No, what am I thinking?
那是个生日吃的是馅饼 That was a pie birthday.
我能和梅兰妮聊几句吗 Could I steal Melanie for a second?
当然 拜托 Yes, please.
我摊上大事了 I have a big problem.
格林利医生来了 Dr. Greenly is here.
-谁 -那个让我 - Who? - The shrink I had
魂牵梦绕 最后不得不 to stop seeing 'cause I was having
放弃治疗的心理医生 all those sexy dreams about him.
-人在哪 -火炉旁边 - Oh, where? - Over by the fireplace.
别转身 Don't turn around.
完了 他看见我了 他过来了 Ah, he saw me. He's coming over.
你好 乔依 真没想到啊 Hi, Joy. This is a surprise.
是的 这位是我朋友梅兰妮 Yes. This is my friend Melanie.
我对您深表同情 My heart goes out to you.
为啥啊 Why? Oh...
谢谢 Thank you.
哈利曾是我的病人 Harry was a patient of mine.
他和我说过很多你的事 He spoke at great length about you.
那可不是 I bet he did.
梅兰妮 来见见贝丝堂姐 Melanie, come meet cousin Beth.
她刚从墨西哥城[西班牙语]飞来 She's just flown in from Mejico.
那个啥 乔依 So, Joy...
那个啥 格林利医生 So, Dr. Greenly...
我不是想让你难堪 I don't mean to put you on the spot,
但我实在想知道你为什么要放弃治疗 but I always wondered why you suddenly stopped seeing me.
咱们的治疗进展还不错 We were making such great progress.
我是说 关于你和你父亲之间的问题 You know, really getting into some of the issues
已经有点眉目了 that you had with your father.
我能实话实说吗 Can I be perfectly honest?
求之不得 Of course.
这话听着有点俗 I know it's the biggest clich?
可我还是要和你坦白 but I can tell you now
因为你已经不是我的医生了 since you're no longer my doctor.
我被你深深吸引 I was attracted to you.
那我想我也可以对你坦白了 Well, I guess I can tell you,
因为你也不再是我的病人了 since you're no longer my patient,
我同样被你所吸引 that I was attracted to you.
听着 忘掉格林利医生的口吻 You know, speaking not as Dr. Greenly,
现在和你说话的人叫约翰 but just as a guy named John,
啥时有空一起吃晚饭吗 would you like to have dinner sometime?
我愿意去 I would, John.
双关语 Join发音近似约翰
但我还想和格林利医生说最后一句话 But could I speak to Dr. Greenly for just one second?
没问题 Sure.
我能帮你什么忙吗 乔依 How can I help you, Joy?
格林利医生 鉴于我在男人身上的经历 Dr. Greenly, given my history with men,
你觉得我应该和上任心理医生约会吗 do you think I should date my former therapist?
我看行 I do.
刚才那哥们貌似很聪明 Wow, that guy seemed really smart.
乔依 能到厨房说句话吗 Joy, could I see you in the kitchen?
-现在吗 -是的 现 现在 - Right now? - Yes, right n... n... n... now.
我从没主持过守丧 I never hosted a wake before.
你知道这种活动通常要多长时间吗 Do you know how long these things generally go?
不长 Oh, not long.
你一开始念追悼词 People should start to drift out
大伙儿就该准备撤了 soon after you give the eulogy.
电击越来越严重了 The shocks are getting worse.
我脱不下来 钩子坏了 I can't get it off. The latch is broken.
你们猜是谁来念悼词 Guess who's giving the eulogy.
不是吧 Seriously?
你跟他们说你愿意念追悼词吗 You said you'd give the eulogy?
我不记得我说过 I don't remember doing it,
但他的家人实在太无聊了 but his family is so boring.
你一走神 再等他们的嘴巴闭上之后 You zone out, and when their mouths stop moving,
你就会不由自主地点头 you just nod your head.
再跟他们说不行呗 So now say no.
我不能 詹森就指望着我了 I can't. Jason is depending on me.
-詹森是谁 -我不知道 - Who's Jason? - I don't know.
我该说些什么 What am I gonna say?
我不知道 Well, I don't know.
但我如果不赶紧把这玩意解下来 But if I don't get this thing off soon,
你就该念我的追悼词了 you're gonna be giving my eulogy.
写你的追悼词一定很有趣 See, your eulogy would be fun to write.
我对你是付出了真感情的 I have genuine feelings for you.
哈利的家人期待的 Harry's family is expecting
是伤心的未婚妻写的追悼词 a grieving fiancee eulogy,
可事实上我几乎不了解他 and the truth is I barely knew the man.
我怎么闻见爆米花味了 Why do I smell popcorn?
为了解开这个东西 I tried to get this thing off
我试着往身上涂黄油 by buttering myself,
但现在我在油炸自己 and now I'm cooking.
作为一个心理医生 我要是一团糟 So as a professional you wouldn't date me
你就不会和我约会了是吧 if I was really screwed up, would you?
别再试探了 Stop fishing.
抱歉 Sorry.
没事 是我母亲的电话 Oof. It's nothing. It's my mother.
虽然有一定的风险再变回格林利医生 At the risk of sounding like Dr. Greenly,
但当你说"没事"的时候 when you say it's nothing,
通常都因为你在逃避事情 it's often because you're avoiding something.
偶尔逃避一些让你不愉快的事情 Isn't it sometimes healthy to avoid something
对心理健康不是更有益吗 you know is gonna make you feel bad?
但千万别好了伤疤忘了痛 Not if it keeps you in denial.
我知道你这么说是想干什么 Look, I know where you're going with this,
但我已经是过来人了 我没事 but I've dealt with it. I'm fine.
你的意思是 即便在葬礼现场 So you're saying being at a funeral right now
也不能让你触景生情吗 isn't triggering anything for you?
如果格林利医生不停地问问题 Look, if Dr. Greenly keeps asking questions,
约翰今晚就不会得到性福了 John is not gonna get lucky tonight.
今晚吗 Tonight?
我带格林利医生来 Look, I just brought Dr. Greenly
只是因为他是我姐姐的朋友 'cause he's a friend of my sister's.
客服人员又让我等候接听 Tech support put me on hold again.
好了 听听目前为止我写好的部分 Okay, listen, here's what I have so far.
韦氏辞典里"追悼词"是用来称颂 Webster's defines eulogy as a speech in praise
或纪念已故之人时所做的演讲 or honor of a deceased person.
韦氏辞典里对"无聊"的定义就是 Webster's defines dull as any speech
任何以韦氏原话开头的演讲 which starts with "Webster's defines".
是的是的 我找客服 Yes, yes, tech support.
我还在呢 I'm still here.
不 我已经试过往身上涂黄油了 No, I already tried buttering myself.
是的 我就是内裤女神 Yes, this is Mrs. Ladypants.
不 我现在不 不 不去 No, I am not going right n... n... n... now.
我还以为你们去 Hey, I thought you guys
拿100岁老人开涮了呢 were roasting your 100-year-old friend.
他们说我们的段子太低俗了 They said our material was too raunchy.
只不过拿克雷格的那东西开了个玩笑 One zinger about Craig's low-hanging fruit,
他们就抓狂了 and they freak.
现在我们手上有这么多猛料 Now we have all this killer material
却无人分享 and nowhere to showcase it.
外面那群人是干嘛的 What's the crowd like out there?
你敢 Don't you dare!
那是个追悼会 It's a wake.
梅兰妮 詹森来了 Melanie, Jason is here.
是时候致追悼词了 亲爱的 It's time to give the eulogy, sweetie.
太好了 詹森来了 Oh, good, Jason's here.
我这就来 I'll be right out.
我马上就要出去 让他们所有人都大跌眼镜 Well, I'm about to go out there and disappoint them all.
尤其是詹森 Even Jason.
天知道他他妈是谁 Whoever the that is!
在座我未曾谋面的朋友们 我是詹森 For those of you I haven't met, I'm Jason.
我想感谢梅兰妮主持今晚的事宜 I want to thank Melanie for hosting this special night
并慷慨的允许我在她之前发言 and for graciously allowing me to speak before her.
你要愿意的话 代替我好了 Or, if you like, instead of me.
真有个性 What a character.
难怪爸爸会爱上你 No wonder dad loved you.
爸爸 Dad.
父子之间的关系有时候会有点复杂 You know, relationships with fathers can be complicated.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我很好 I'm fine.
他是我的指南针 He was my compass,
我生活的方向 my true north.
我一直认为 如果我能够找到他 I always knew that, if I could find him,
我就能找到我的人生之路 I could find my way.
上周他邀请我 And last week when he asked me
做婚礼的伴郎时 to be the best man at his wedding,
我非常高兴 因为 I was so happy because...
因为他是我认识的所有人中最好的一个 because he was the best man that I had ever known.
不敢相信我再也见不到你了 Can't believe I'm never gonna see you again.
我爱你 爸爸 I love you, dad.
约翰 我现在需要格林利医生 John, I need you to be Dr. Greenly again.
出去聊聊吧 Let's talk.
现在梅兰妮要致悼词了 And now Melanie will give the eulogy,
准备好你们的纸巾 and get your handkerchiefs ready.
爸爸说过 他有着诗人的灵魂 Dad told me she has the soul of a poet.
韦氏辞典将悼词定义为 Webster's defines eulogy...
释放一下悲伤的心情 Just letting out the grief.
不好意思 失陪一下 You'll just excuse me.
真实太感谢你及时着火了 Oh, thank God you caught on fire.
你救了我一命 You saved me.
没错 我就是这么打算的 Yeah, that's why I did it.
说真的 现在我真的要继续那个演讲吗 Seriously, now I have to follow that speech?
-我好痛苦 -是吗 梅兰妮 - I'm in agony. - Oh, really, Melanie?
跟我谈痛苦 什么味道 Agony? What is that smell?
现做的汉堡 还是烤架上的牛排 Fresh-cooked hamburger? Steak on the grill?
不 那是我的肉肉 No, it's my flesh!
冷静一下 快要弄好了 Calm down. I've almost got it.
-好了 -感谢上帝 - There. - Oh, thank God.
我肤色变深了吗 Hey, do I look more toned?
不管了 Never mind.
真不敢相信有人会买这东西 I can't believe people buy these things.
谁不知道不锻炼是不可能瘦下来的 I mean, everyone knows you can't get fit without exercise.
这就是日本排名第一的运动腰带 It is the number one exercise belt in Japan.
不管它有没有用 人们都在为这个梦想买单 And, whether or not it works, people are buying the dream.
他们很乐意这么做 And they're happy with that.
所以还是很认可这个产品 So you're still gonna endorse it?
当然 Well, of course.
如果把人们想听的话说给他们听 I mean, there is nothing wrong
能够让他们觉得开心 with telling people what they want to hear
这有什么问题 if it makes them happy.
也许你是对的 Yeah, you're probably right.
实际上 你的确是对的 Actually, you are right.
我同意 不过为什么 I agree. But why?
外面那些人愿意相信 Those people out there want to believe
哈利因为有我而死得很开心 that Harry died happy because of me.
我就应该告诉他们他们想听的话 And I have to tell them what they want to hear.
你在《明日边缘》上做过很多悼词 You did a lot of eulogies on Edge of Tomorrow.
有我能用的吗 Are there any that might fit?
我想想 Hmm. Let me see.
跟姐妹告别从来不是简单的事情 Saying good-bye to a sister is never easy,
即使她是我邪恶的双生花 even if she was my evil twin.
不 阿方斯将永远与我们同在 No. Alphonse will always be a part of all of us
因为我们只有吃了他才能生存 because we had to eat him to survive.
我觉得这个比较接近了 Oh, I think that's closer.
嘿 乔依 Hey, Joy.
亲爱的 出了什么事 Honey, what's wrong?
我刚才跟格林利医生在外面 I was out back with Dr. Greenly.
有些事我要告诉你们 There's something I have to tell you.
我父亲几个月前去世了 My father passed away a few months ago.
天哪 乔依 Oh, Joy.
亲爱的 你为什么没告诉我们 Honey, why didn't you tell us?
我还是少女的时候他就离开了 He took off when I was a teenager,
自此没有音信 and not a word since.
我不想因为自己没有感觉到 I didn't want to get sympathy for feelings
或者不想去感觉的情绪而被同情 I wasn't feeling or didn't want to feel.
这就是我母亲一直打电话的原因 That's why my mother's been calling.
他给我留了点东西 He left me something.
只是 我不确定我想要 Only, I'm not sure I want it.
但是听到詹森饱含爱意地谈论他的父亲 But listening to Jason talk about his father with such love...
我一直幻想 I've always had this fantasy
某天我和爸爸不知怎地神奇重遇 that some day my dad and I would somehow magically reconnect
有了我一直想要的父女关系 and have the relationship I always wanted.
刚才着实触动了我 Then it just hit me.
幻想永远不会成真了 That can never happen now.
幻想和他一同幻灭了 That fantasy died with him.
亲爱的 这太难受了 Ah, honey, that's hard.
所以格林利医生让我把 So Dr. Greenly told me to write down
想跟他说的话写下来 what I wanted to say to him.
是吗 你写了什么 Yeah, what'd you write?
"亲爱的爸爸 我很生气" "Dear dad, I'm angry.
"气你不在这里" I'm angry that you're not here.
"气你在我们有机会' I'm angry that you left me
"成为对方生命不可或缺的一部分之前" before we had a chance to be everything
"就离开了我' we could be to each other..."
"但我最生气的是关于我们感情的" "But mostly I'm angry that the dreams I had
"那些梦想永远不会成真了" for our relationship will never come true.
"我只能用仅有的回忆' I can only console myself
"安慰自己" with the few memories I do have...
"你饱满开怀的笑声" Your rich, booming laugh,
"晚饭后坐在你的膝头" after dinner sitting on your lap,
"你胡须上的一点威士忌" the hint of whiskey on your bre..."
他确实喜欢威士忌 He did love his whiskey.
"有太多话我没来得及跟你说" "There is so much I'll never get to say to you.
"但我想让你知道 我对你的思念" But I want you to know I miss you
"超过你的想象" "More than you'll ever know.
"我爱你 爹地" I love you, daddy."
我叫他爹地 I called him daddy.
但不是变态那种 是性感那种 But not in the creepy way. In the sexy way.
你懂得 就像"谁是你爹地" You know, like, "Who's your daddy?"
你知道吗 You know,
不知何地 不知何时 somewhere, somehow,
我坚信演讲所写的男人 I do believe that the man
能够听到这些话语 this speech was written for has heard these words
而他正微笑着看着他的女孩 and he is smiling down at his girl.
"亲爱的瑞乔依娜" "Dearest Rejoyla,
"我希望这幅画像会提醒你" I hope this portrait will serve as a reminder
"虽然他可能不经常表达" that even though he may not have always shown it,
"但你父亲非常非常爱你" your father loved you very much.
"我真心希望能带给你一些幸福和平静" I do hope this gives you some happiness and peace.
"爱你的妈妈' Love, mum."
真贴心 Aw, that's sweet.
"还有 现在你的心理创伤平复了" "P.S. Now that your psychic wounds have healed,
"估计你能找着男人了吧" perhaps you can find a man."
他甚至把你的手画小好搭配你的身子 He even made your hands proportionate to your body.
看来他相当在意你 Clearly he cared.
他真的在意 He really did.